ABOUT US
Coffee Rebels Since 2020
Our Story
Brutal Beans started in a tiny garage in Portland, Oregon, with one simple mission: make coffee that doesn't suck. We were tired of the same bland, boring coffee shops with their minimalist vibes and overpriced lattes. We wanted something different. Something bold. Something brutal.
Five years later, we've grown from that garage to three locations, but our attitude hasn't changed. We still source our beans from ethical, sustainable farms, still roast in small batches to ensure peak freshness, and still refuse to compromise on quality. Every cup we serve is a rebellion against mediocrity.
The Numbers
Meet The Chaos Crew
The humans who make it happen
CASEY MARTINEZ
15 years pulling shots. Latte art champion. Will judge your milk choice. Started Brutal Beans in their garage with a dream and a roaster.
RILEY THOMPSON
Obsessed with temperature curves. Turned down a corporate job to roast beans. No regrets. Can tell the difference between 202° and 203°.
SAM PATEL
Croissants so good they sell out by 9am. Former fine dining chef, now making scones with attitude. Secret recipes locked in a vault.
JORDAN NGUYEN
Speed demon on the espresso machine. Once made 47 drinks in 30 minutes. Loves teaching newbies the art of perfect foam.
ALEX RIVERA
Keeps the chaos organized. Spreadsheet wizard. Coffee nerd who can talk origin stories for hours. Surprisingly good at latte art.
MORGAN CHEN
Makes our coffee look as good as it tastes. Viral content creator. Responsible for that Pink Punk Latte craze. Still recovering.
Want To Join The Team?
We're always looking for passionate people who love great coffee.